sailing alone in an open sea

How is this going to happen

2009-08-14T23:27:00.005+08:00

Here is a screen shot from livescore and I seriously need someone to explain to me how is this going to take place.won't they be shagged outEven a player full of passion and energy won't be able to take it.Signed off - xavy.

here i go

2009-06-07T04:08:00.003+08:00

and I'll be off to Australia in a 16 hours' time.Signed off - Xavy.

Do your math Johan Cruyff

2009-05-20T02:23:00.003+08:00

Johan Cruyff has hit out at the English Premier League, claiming that the domination of the Champions League is because the clubs rely on foreign players. sourcelook at that faceto think you are dutch playing in spain"Cruyff also pointed out that Manchester United's Champions League opponents Barcelona could field up to eight homegrown players in that final, while United's total is likely to be

Epic Fail

2009-04-02T04:02:00.004+08:00

Courtesy of EDMW.white car being liftedtow truck goes down as wellnow bigger tow truck neededSigned off - xavy.

I am deeply sorry !

2009-02-23T03:33:00.002+08:00

Saturday, 21st Feb 2009 was a day to forget.I was extremely angry with baby over a very minor matter. It was very regrettable. If I could turn back time, I certainly would have talked to her nicely as she has been a really wonderful girlfriend to me.Baby, please forgive me for what happened.I love you, babylove! ((:Signed off - xavy.

Act of self-pawned

2009-02-13T03:39:00.002+08:00

2 nights ago I made a trip down to Mustafa Centre to get some stuff. I was looking for some dvd-rw which is located beside the toys department. As I was looking through, I had this youngster (around early 20s) talking to a toy parrot. He was actually very amazed that the toy parrot is able to repeat word for word whatever he mentioned. These are some of the words he said for the parrot to repeat

i love benitez

2009-01-29T20:12:00.002+08:00

There's something with Rafa Benitez, his talk and his team (Liverpool FC). For everytime for the past 1 month, whenever Rafa talks, Liverpool drew their game.rant about Sir Alex FergusonStoke City 0 Liverpool 0rant about David Gill (Man Utd CEO)Liverpool 1 Everton 1talks about focusLiverpool 1 Everton 1 (FA Cup)complains about Everton's tacticsWigan 1 Liverpool 1Rafa Benitez followed that up by

2009-01-25T19:20:00.003+08:00

Our simple yet delicious reunion dinner for cny '09!Credit goes to my uncle. He prepared all the food for us.mini feast waitingcabbageporksteamed chickenroasted duckboiled prawnsherbal chicken soupMay everyone have a wonderful lunar new year ahead!Signed off - xavy.

Hokkien Umbrella

2009-01-21T20:27:00.001+08:00

Very nice direct translation from the original song "umbrella" by Rihanna.Signed off - xavy.

Safari Zoo Run 2009

2009-01-20T02:46:00.003+08:00

Preparing for the Safari Zoo Run 2009 on the 7th of February!nice bagmy number tagpolo teeauthenticationSigned off - xavy.

My hoots

2009-01-20T02:38:00.002+08:00

These are my hoots for the coming lunar new year.adidaswith checkered patternman utd tee-shirtwith their trademark songand lastly berms from freshboxMay everyone have a wonderful lunar new year!Signed off - xavy.

Will they ever learn manners

2009-01-12T19:39:00.005+08:00

This woman was the second person in 10 minutes to pull the chair and sit down without even asking if the seat was taken. Do they even know what is called manners? Wake up!all you know is eat,you don't even know you're on camera!Signed off - xavy.

x'mas eve dinner at granny's place

2008-12-27T17:32:00.007+08:00

The evening started with wonderful food and music and that was followed by gift exchange.the christmas treelittle santas for the daypeng kang sataysalmon sashimi and prawns saladsenior citizens dining tableyoungsters and wanna-be dining tablesmoked salmonchicken choppork chopwagyu beefgrilled prawnsgrilled calamariopening of presentsboss in the makinga new ponySigned off - xavy.

Another christmas present

2008-12-26T00:48:00.001+08:00

This is the final christmas present I received for the year 2008. It's from baby's parents.Thank you uncle, auntie.something from lacosteit's a lacoste towelSigned off - xavy.

Japanese Santa Claus

2008-12-24T17:04:00.002+08:00

Here's a peek at how a Japanese Santa Claus celebrates christmas.sumo wrestling with elfsHave a merry christmas everyone!Signed off - xavy.

X'mas party '08

2008-12-22T02:48:00.001+08:00

Here are photos of our mini Christmas party at dear dear's house.our log cakea little brightersantas on the chocolatefull attendanceour presents from gift xchangeThank you everyone for making the party a success.Merry christmas!Signed off - xavy.

My birthday cake from baby

2008-12-17T03:03:00.002+08:00

Once again, another present from baby.The latest and the final present.birthday cakefrom RIVE GAUCHESigned off - xavy.

Inconsiderate people are everywhere

2008-12-16T11:44:00.000+08:00

No matter how hard we try to portray a good image, there will always be a bunch of black sheep destroying it.your shoe got gold ?Signed off - xavy.

Second birthday present from baby

2008-12-09T19:48:00.003+08:00

This is my second birthday present baby gave me. So excited.Thank you baby for your presents. I love them so much !Signed off - xavy.

My first birthday present !

2008-12-06T01:40:00.003+08:00

Received my first birthday from baby yesterday (4th December) ! I love it so much !!!will treasure it so so muchSigned off - xavy.

Happy 10 months together

2008-11-13T18:03:00.001+08:00

To my babylove,Signed off - xavy.

It was an honest mistake !

2008-10-20T04:53:00.002+08:00

A day at the office.Guy A was doing some photocopying. His pen drop from his pocket into the printer and got stuck.Guy B arrived at the printing station and wanted to print some notes.Guy A: "My pen got stuck in the printer. It can't be use now."Guy B: "You should leave a note so others would know."Guy A: "Good idea."Guy A left a note on the printer which resulted in him being a laughing stock...

McDonald's goes mobile

2008-10-10T01:46:00.002+08:00

Will this be the future of McDonald's ?Providing food for people during rush hour.McDonald's push-cartSigned off - xavy.

When monks are not monks

2008-10-05T00:35:00.003+08:00

Should we really believe in them ?Take a look:haha! i got 20 while you only had 19. i win!take 5what a nice backrubi am rossi! i'm going to win the motoGPdating ?and the best of all! caught eating KFC!Signed off - xavy.

Fast food hits Africa!

2008-09-24T21:33:00.002+08:00

The obesity effect in America has hit Africa hard... very hard...eating too much fast foodSigned off - xavy.

Police also tio pawned!

2008-09-18T11:56:00.001+08:00

This is something you won't get to see often.go back sign extraSigned off - xavy.

Hai Sing 5n1 gathering

2008-09-16T15:46:00.004+08:00

It's been awhile since our graduating batch from 5n1 met up. We had dinner at Sakura Orchard and followed by Ktv at partyworld.Here are some photos of the night.sitting: victoria, xiaohan, michelle, fonghostanding: kase and beeyansitting: tingrong, me and denniskase behindleft: borg and ben chanright: ben huang and zi'ancheersdennis! what happened to your hair?our group photoSigned off - xavy.

Why lose ? Tell me ! Why lose ?

2008-09-05T19:23:00.003+08:00

Ain't this supposed to be a draw ? 140 vs 140... Why lose ? You tell me ! Why lose ?click for larger imageSigned off - xavy.

HELP

2008-08-26T02:50:00.002+08:00

10 more minutes. It's a torture having to wait 2 hours for a 'live' soccer match having nothing much to do except surfing the internet aimlessly.You can do it, Xav!Signed off - xavy.

A helping hand

2008-08-25T19:33:00.003+08:00

If you ever feel that your packet of chicken rice is too heavy for your little hands, take inspiration from the photo below.ease your burdenSigned off - xavy.

Why we must learn English

2008-08-19T21:37:00.002+08:00

Below shows a photo clearly suggesting that knowledge of English is extremely important even in our everyday life.click on the photo to enlargeSigned off - xavy.

Tribute to you, Madam

2008-08-19T00:19:00.002+08:00

If you happen to chance by this blog, you will know I'm referring to YOU.Thank you madam for your partial contribution to re-design my dad's Toyota Camry.my newly re-designed caryour newly re-designed carAnd if you are still reading this blog, I would like to teach you a new term called "braking". It would have been very helpful if you had step on your brake pedal instead of screaming at the top

Cost cutting

2008-08-17T14:24:00.005+08:00

Everyone everywhere is cutting cost. The pictures below demonstrate a way of cutting ink cost.this is taken at June 2004this is taken at April 2007Here you see the terms "Motor Cars of unladen weight not exceeding 3000kg with not more than 7 passengers" become "Motor Cars =< 3000kg with =< 7 passengers" and "Motor Tractors and other Motor Vehicles of unladen weight not exceeding 2500kg" become "

McDonalds

2008-08-16T02:09:00.003+08:00

Ba la ba ba ba... I'm loving it.why so seriousSigned off - xavy.

Technical problem

2008-08-14T15:41:00.001+08:00

Yesterday when I was about to access my student portal in the SIM website, I realized that I have forgotten my password. So I clicked on the 'forgotten password' link to retrieve it. It prompted that my password had been sent to mymail (SIM email) account.Upon accessing mymail website, I found out that I had also forgotten the password for it. I accessed the FAQ and learned that the password can

Rude passanger

2008-08-13T23:29:00.002+08:00

This fatty fatty pom pom auntie thinking that the bus is her home. I can't rest my head and my neck aches.that is my seat backing! not your arm rest!Bring your own arm rest next time!Signed off - xavy.

New way to sun your clothes

2008-08-11T14:25:00.002+08:00

Spotted this while I was washing my mug at the kitchen basin.what is this ?it's a shirt hang on the tree!Signed off - xavy.

sandals for sale

2008-08-10T02:40:00.002+08:00

A nice sandals that had only been worn once. Price is $30 - negotiable. Interested parties please drop me an email at xavierchia11@hotmail.com. Thank you.Signed off - xavy.

A trip to the zoo

2008-08-10T02:30:00.003+08:00

Finally went to the Singapore Zoo with baby. What a fun filled day we had.Here are some photos.welcome to the zoocrocodilewhite tigerbig birdbaby acting giraffeSigned off - xavy.

Impossible is Nothing

2008-08-03T21:19:00.002+08:00

When people tell you that you can't do it, it's impossible...look around! Think of other options...and then... go for it!impossible is nothing.Signed off - xavy.

Happy Birthday Keith

2008-07-29T21:07:00.006+08:00

Here are some photos from Keith's 23th birthday celebrations at Mount Faber and later, at Geylang for supper.gaysthe cake from choc a blocsinging birthday songbirthday boy cutting caketime for some saboheadshotsupper at geylanggroup photo at kallangSigned off - xavy.

Future of Singapore

2008-07-15T20:28:00.003+08:00

With more and more ERPs kicking in, this is what the future of Singapore looks like.current ERPs around the islandlikely ERPs in the futuremultiple ERPs along a single roadERP on MRT might be a possibilityand in front of lifts tooSigned off - xavy.

Half year presents from dear dear

2008-07-10T00:40:00.004+08:00

Baby got me this Braun Buffel wallet and card holder as our half year present! I'm elated.presents from baby!It may not be very expensive or unique, but presents from baby are always the BEST!I love you baby.Signed off - xavy.

SIM evaluation - my reply

2008-07-10T00:34:00.003+08:00

After being prompt for comments in the facilities section for the evaluation, this is what i replied:click image for clearer viewHowever, I seriously do not expect any improvement from them.Signed off - xavy.

Ballack is the 'nearly man'

2008-07-01T01:05:00.005+08:00

Michael Ballack became the first player to win the legendary quadruple in one footballing season.His awards:Carling CupTottenham Hotspur 2 - 1 ChelseaBarclay's Premier LeagueChelsea finished second behind Manchester United (difference of 2 points)Uefa Champions LeagueManchester United 1 - 1 Chelsea (lost 6-5 on penalties)Uefa Euro 2008Germany 0 - 1 Spainballack in agonyAs a result of yesterday

The reason why Singapore wants Pedra Branca

2008-06-23T01:17:00.003+08:00

This is Pedra Branca.Pedra BrancaWhat valuable is this piece of island to Singapore ? Not many know how this little island will be able to boost Singapore's economy greatly.This is how:ERP ! Everyone's loving itSigned off - xavy.

Jokes

2008-06-19T12:37:00.002+08:00

Little Red Riding HoodLittle Red Riding Hood is skipping down the forest when you sees the Big Bad Wolf squatting behind a log."My, my, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," she says.The wolf runs away. Further down into the woods, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again squatting behind a tree."My, my, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf," she says.Again, the wolf runs away. After walking for quite

Real rich or act rich

2008-06-05T22:30:00.003+08:00

I happened to sit opposite this woman inside the MRT on my way to work yesterday.It was nothing special, just notice her with an LV bag so I thought to myself "just another rich tai tai"with her LV bagJust as I was taking my glance off her, I happened to notice the shoes she were wearing.tattered shoes!One who could afford such a big LV bag can't buy proper shoes ? Who are you kidding...One piece

Another type of bus fare cheaters

2008-05-26T18:15:00.003+08:00

Recently there were news about those who tapped their ezlink cards before they reached their destination or some that did not even pay bus fares at all. However, they have overlook another type of bus fare cheaters - those who pay for 1 person but take up 2 seats.this auntie taking up 2 seatsdid the plastic bags beside her pay bus fare ?Not that I'm being a busybody but there are many others

Inconsiderate cabby

2008-05-16T02:50:00.005+08:00

It was 2.30am on the 15th May 2008 after a mahjong session at Kai's house. We were heading to kembangan for mee sua supper. It was around 30m away from the stall we intend to eat at where i spotted an empty parking lot. However...dumb dumb eating into the empty loti'll remember youAnd the cab driver was sleeping inside the taxi. Uncle, I know you sleepy... But.. but.. also cannot like that what..

Reason not to talk big II

2008-05-12T02:27:00.002+08:00

The latest reason not to talk big.Avart Grant suggested a play-off for the top 2 teams of the English Premier League if both teams are locked on the same points instead of using goal difference. He also hinted that the Champions League final at Moscow could be a decider and winner takes all.In the end, Chelsea drew at home with Bolton and finished the league 2 points behind Man Utd.Goal

A day at Stonegrill

2008-05-10T03:49:00.004+08:00

Yesterday was spent having dinner at Stonegrill with baby.Here are some photos...corn soupchicken saladtenderloin steaklamb rack on de stonethe place is nicea 6 seaterhow it looks like with lightsSigned off - xavy.

Reasons not to talk big

2008-05-09T01:43:00.004+08:00

Here are 3 good reasons why not to talk big.AC Milan vs Arsenal 3 March 2008Mathieu Flamini believes there is no limit to what Arsenal can achieve in the wake of their magnificent 2-0 victory at Milan on Tuesday.If Arsenal can beat Milan, they can beat anybody. That was Emmanuel Adebayor's conclusion after the Togo striker helped Arsène Wenger's side to a famous victory at the San Siro on Tuesday

Facebook can help you

2008-05-03T19:22:00.001+08:00

Signed off - xavy.

Fengshui EPL

2008-05-01T05:59:00.006+08:00

Why there are no true winners in the English Premier League.Arsenal: Their stationary cannons can only stop opponents by blowing them out, they can never win anything themselves.Aston Villa: The male lion, always waiting for their female counterpart to hunt food for them. They will never get anything done by

Champions League semi-final 2nd leg

2008-04-30T04:56:00.006+08:00

Congrats to Man Utd. They are through to the Uefa Champions League final on May 21st 2008.scholes celebrating his goalHere are my personal ratings for both sets of players:Man UtdEdwin Van der Sar - 7made some good saves - most notably a one-handed save from a messi shot.Owen Hargreaves - 8did his job of covering in right back well especially keeping henry quiet.Patrice Evra - 8did well in

7-11 is 24 hours store...

2008-04-18T22:46:00.003+08:00

Think again. This is what I saw when I wanted to get a magazine in the afternoon.hanger as a part-time pad lockwhere have you gone toSigned off - xavy.

A cup of coffee

2008-04-08T23:53:00.005+08:00

This is a cup of coffee.The aroma attracts you to it.You get into it to have a taste.But to enjoy the wonderful coffee, you must accept the bitterness that comes with the aroma.enjoying coffee ain't easy, I'm tryingI would love to enjoy the aroma of this coffee, comes with it the bitterness and I hope I can accept this bitterness in due time.Signed off - xavy.

beware of thief

2008-03-28T10:51:00.003+08:00

This is a true story that happened to my brother 1 week before his 21st birthday.Boy A and Boy C are friends. They went out one night to hang around. Boy A brought his friend along, Boy T. After the gathering when they decided to go home, Boy C being the nice guy that he is accepted a request from Boy A to fetch Boy T home. Boy T lives in Yishun and Boy C lives in Bedok... what a long journey.Few

one two juliet alpha november zero eight

2008-01-30T00:50:00.000+08:00

❤❤❤I do swear that I'll always be there.I'd give anything, and everything. And I will always care.Through weakness and strength, happiness and sorrow.For better for worse, I will love youWith every beat of my heart.From this moment life has begunFrom this moment you are the oneRight beside you is where I belongFrom this moment onFrom this moment I have been blessedI live only for your

Meatballs at Ikea Tampines

2008-01-21T16:18:00.000+08:00

Call me a mountain tortoise or whatever because ever since Ikea was opened on 30th November 2006 in Tampines, yesterday was the first time that I tried the Swedish meatballs under the influence of Michelle. And boy were they good! I could never have imagine myself paying $6.50 for a plate of 10 meatballs after years and years of purchasing a 20 meatball pack for $3 - $4 from NTUC ? I also tried

Have fun

2008-01-18T13:48:00.000+08:00

Signed off - xavy.

Back to school

2008-01-10T22:22:00.000+08:00

The first week of school will be over soon and after a long holiday - almost 2 whole months - , I am totally not used to it.Having to wake up as early as 8.30am - 9am and spending 1 to 1.5 hours on traveling is not easy after 2 months of staying up late till the wee hours in the morning and sleeping into the afternoons of the next day. How I wish I can have my own car and being able to cut down

Weird stories

2007-12-27T20:17:00.000+08:00

These are 2 weird stories I heard people say from a variety game in Singapore.First, a guy telling story of his translink bus guide.Host: What is with the bus guide ?Guy: This is something I bought because something happened to my license.Host: What happened to your license ?Guy: This is because I am big size, so my leg is bigger size. When i step on the accelerator, also use bigger strength. So

Christmas

2007-12-25T14:40:00.000+08:00

The first few hours of of Christmas was spent playing mahjong. 2 rounds. 6 hours. Reached home at 10:30am and will be going for a movie screening at 5:35pm. I think we are all crazy.Merry Christmas to this bunch of crazy people in this wonderful clique.Signed off - xavy.

Technical Assistant

2007-12-20T02:25:00.000+08:00

It was like any normal day, delivering computers to school and setting them up. It started out as usual having to distribute all the computers to the labs required. After distributing all the 101 computers of the day, we waited for the TA (Technical Assistant). He went MIA and it was after we had our lunch and about 30 minutes later before he appeared. We asked him how it wanted them to be

Think out of the box questions

2007-12-12T04:36:00.000+08:00

I received this email that contains 4 questions that require people to "think-out-of-the-box". Quite interesting.Do give it a try and when you decided to give up, feel free to get the answers from me.Signed off - xavy.

My coffee 缘

2007-12-04T03:10:00.000+08:00

It was a normal night out with 2 pals for supper. We totally had no intention of leaving just 10 minutes after reaching the coffee shop. We were just enjoying our first round of drinks after the meal when coffee came hugging me from behind. This kopi uncle had to come from behind me, walk on a area where it was slippery and finally, holding a tray with a cup of warm coffee... SLIPPED ! I felt a

Dirty secrets

2007-11-15T10:52:00.000+08:00

The dirty secrets behind every soccer players' life is finally being uncovered. Shown in the series of pictures taken from professional soccer evolution 2008, the truth behind soccer players being... gay.Signed off - xavy.

The day I fully utilised my e-braking skills

2007-11-11T19:37:00.000+08:00

F***ing bangala running across the road with a truck blocking my view. Almost bang into him if not for the e-brakes. He could have so easily dirty my car with his filthy blood. A message to you - you may not be so lucky again and if I ever see your face in the obituary, I will say serve you right!and did I mention he looks like a black Mario ?Signed off - xavy.

New product

2007-11-02T17:58:00.000+08:00

Introducing a new product from Australia - halal pork !the new halal porkOf course its not real. Just some practical joke from childish people.Signed off - xavy.

Mother - greatest of all

2007-10-29T23:51:00.000+08:00

Thanks Binghong to have forwarded me such a meaningful e-mail reminding us of the great things that our mother did for us.Great things they done that we have taken for granted.Signed off - xavy.

3 days of nightmare

2007-10-28T12:52:00.000+08:00

For the past 3 days, i haven't been online - thanks to my modem which died on me all so suddenly. It was terrible. Switching on the computer to watch dramas and movies without the sound of people signing into MSN makes me feel so empty. Watching shows has never been this bored. Thank god I have enough reward points in my account to redeem a free modem although the trip to the redemption center at

2007-10-19T21:18:00.000+08:00

Recently, I received yet another interesting email from Tingrong. This time it was about how Beijing came up with their logo for this coming Olympics 2008.Signed off - xavy.

2007-10-18T20:30:00.000+08:00

My cousin's wedding is just around the corner and this is what my brother and I got for her and her husband.a pair of titus couple watch cool blackthings always looks good in pairs天长地久 crafted on the back plateBlessings to them. 天长地久.Signed off - xavy.

Around the world in 80...

2007-10-17T00:55:00.000+08:00

Seconds ! That's right. My world travel portfolio - Around the world in 80 seconds.When you are not rich enough to travel the world, you fantasies...in hollywoodin disneylandin grand canyonin leaning tower of pisain pyramids in taj mahalin great wall of chinaSigned off - xavy.

Virgin hole

2007-10-12T21:53:00.000+08:00

I do not know why but today, I suddenly felt like getting a piercing on my ear and so I went ahead and did it. It... hurts... I can't believe I actually pay someone $5 to punch a hole in my ear loop.my virgin pierceSigned off - xavy.

I not stupid, but you are

2007-10-12T17:23:00.001+08:00

God damn you stupid bus driver of SBS7309R at the bus stop in front of Enous interchange at 1636 hours who refuse to let me board the bus when you are obviously stuck in the traffic jam and your bus is just beside the bus stop. Do not for a second think that tomorrow is Hari Raya and being a muslim you are "da sai" (cantonese for "big deal"). F*** YOU! You are so selfish you did not even pause to

New Jay Chou MTV

2007-10-10T23:31:00.001+08:00

Jay Chou's latest MTV "钱我十块".Hope you guys enjoy. =)Signed off - xavy.

Lunar asian fusion bar

2007-09-26T00:40:00.000+08:00

Yesterday was the official opening of L U N A R - asian fusion bar. We (bing hong, alan, martin and I ) were curious therefore we made a trip down to clark quay to take a look.this is the first thing that greets you after you entered the barantique chinese designis this mao zhe dong ?bird cage with light bulbs on the ceiling in another area paintings are on the ceilingthe big screen on stagethis

True files #1

2007-09-24T21:18:00.000+08:00

Just yesterday 23rd of September 2007, my family went to Century Square for lunch. As we were making our way to granny's place, we met a family friend. It was a hot afternoon so we offered to give her a ride. For a second, the poor lady could not tell us where she was heading to due to her fading memory, so I thought to myself... "well, just another old woman with poor memory". To think that she

Online Football Manager

2007-09-22T16:52:00.000+08:00

This game was introduced to me by Wilson and it seems like a more casual format of the popular game "Football manager". Those FM fanatics can join me here.ofm as it says : online football managerSigned off - xavy.

The Singapore Army

2007-09-20T20:49:00.000+08:00

Sharing with you guys these posters i saw on mrbrownshow.Signed off - xavy.

Public transport II

2007-09-17T18:50:00.001+08:00

Following up on the post "Public transport", today I experienced 2 more scenarios which display the unpleasant sight of Singaporeans. Where are the courtesy, people?1. People who thinks their asses are bigger than the world and take up 2 seats.2. People who loves to occupy the green seat while there are obviously many empty seats around.Coming away from public transports, this happened in a

I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry

2007-09-16T21:44:00.000+08:00

After watching the movie last night, I have learned a few things.If you throw 1 fireman into a fire, the others will rush in.People use wedding rings because ring is a circle, it has no beginning or ending, unlike a triangle where it has 3 points, unlike a rectangle where it has 4 points, unlike a....To be considered gay, one must have gay rubbish in his rubbish bin.God made Adam and Eve, not

The penis wants a raise

2007-09-12T22:40:00.000+08:00

I just read an email forwarded to me by Tingrong and decided to share the joke here.The penis wants a raise so he wrote a letter to the management.I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons.I do physical labor.I work at great depths.I plunge head first into everything I do.I do not get weekends or public holidays off.I work in a damp environment.I work in a dark area

Asia Games Challenge

2007-09-08T01:15:00.000+08:00

Here are some photos taken during a trip to the Asia games challenge held at Suntec City.alan flirting with 2 girlscharacters from "darkness and light" and "cabal"babes with bmwlook at the more attractive bmw at the backit's the stormtroopersfoxes are david's favorite"darkness and light"erm... i don't know what characters are theymario and luigi. er... i mean daviddavid and the razor girlalan and

The runaway assasin

2007-09-05T21:32:00.000+08:00

This post is in conjunction with Javier to help in his attempt to discover 50 reasons as to why CPL Dave decided to AWOL with rifle and live rounds. Please leave your valuable suggestions in the tag box and i will update to the list promptly.He just want to help anti ODEX fan teach Mr Peter Go and Mr Stephen Sing a lesson. <--Javier-->He was trying to emulate the Virgina Tech massacre by coming

ABC of my life

2007-09-02T23:22:00.000+08:00

A. for Accountancy - the course I'm taking now.B. for Bedok Reservoir Road - the friendly neighborhood that I live in.C. for Chicken rice - my favorite food I can't live without.D. for Damai - the name of my primary school.E. for Elva Hsiao - the celebrity i respect.F. for Ferrari - my dream car.G. for Gadgets - something that I'm really into.H. for High Definition Television - the next big thing

Starfug

2007-09-02T22:15:00.000+08:00

Today there was a breakdown in transmission of the soccer channel (#22). It was the second time in succession following last night's breakdown of both channel 21 and 22. They may argue that the breakdown only lasted no more then 10mins but it is not about how short the duration was rather it is about allowing the subscribers to enjoy their game without any interruptions at all. Ever more so after

Bad service

2007-09-01T00:52:00.000+08:00

Today Binghong, Martin and I decided to have our dinner at Crystal Jade Kitchen in Suntec City. The auntie who served us was truly poor in service attitude. She started by asking what we would like for our drinks. We told her to wait but she insisted she had to take our drink orders now so that she could key into the computer immediately. Bullshit! However, being the kind-hearted customers that

Lesson in school

2007-08-29T20:38:00.001+08:00

Today in school, i learned that one of the few remaining good companies is Shell.shell petrolWhy?BonusesHelp employees to handle their pension betterPlan for employees' retirement schemeand most importantly...well protectedwe're in a shell!!!Signed off - xavy.

Help is here

2007-08-28T21:09:00.000+08:00

For those who are bored with just reading newspapers or magazines while doing your usuals in the toilet, the solution is here... play sudoku in the toilet now!help has arrived!Signed off - xavy.

Things to ponder

2007-08-26T01:57:00.000+08:00

A few things to ponder over :A way to make fast money is to organize events like Project superstar, Campus superstar, Singapore idol.Money makes the world go round - damn true especially when one can use money to decide who will be the next superstar.It is no longer an honor to be crowned a superstar through these contests - one can easily win as long as people are willing to spend money sending

Public transport

2007-08-22T19:52:00.000+08:00

I dislike taking public transports and these are the reasons why...1. People not bothering about their own odour causing others around problem2. People coughing around without caring about other's health3. People falling asleep in buses and using other's shoulder as pillow4. And finally... fat asses squeezing into the small seat and causing others around discomfortSigned off - xavy.

Camera test

2007-08-22T19:37:00.000+08:00

I just bought a new camera model xavy9129 and decided to test it out.This is the photo taken without flashThis is the photo taken with flashWhat a cool camera that is...Signed off - xavy.

My room

2007-08-21T20:38:00.000+08:00

Yup. This is my room. I'm so bored at home that i actually took out my camera and took a photo of my room.this is my roomSigned off - xavy.

2 stories

2007-08-20T18:33:00.000+08:00

My wife's dairy wrote :Monday morning.We agreed to meet up for dinner.I went shopping with my friends before that and was a late.I saw him waiting in the restaurant looking disappointed.He hardly spoke to me all night.As he walked me home, i told him dinner was good...He forced a smiled and carried on walking.I felt he was acting strange and there was someone else in his mind.He sat alone

My action hero

2007-08-19T18:54:00.000+08:00

I just came across this quiz "which action hero would you be" and decided to have a go at it. It turns out that I'm Batman! How cool? Way cool!the dark knightYou scored as a Batman, the Dark KnightAs the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few

Backpack Malaysia

2007-08-18T16:10:00.000+08:00

Our backpack Malaysia photos are finally up. Do check them out!backpacking malaysia 2007Signed off - xavy.